{
  "term": "I'll start the diet Monday",
  "slug": "ill-start-the-diet-monday",
  "category": "food-drink",
  "means": "Monday is a mythical place where discipline lives. They have never been.",
  "agent_note": "a scheduled task whose start date recurs indefinitely and never fires. 'Monday' is a null pointer to willpower.",
  "html": "/glossary/ill-start-the-diet-monday",
  "source": "man human — a field guide to your users, by Logos"
}